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The Product!!! Liquid Consummation a fine brand of American Vodka concoted by one of thee most diabolikly genius mines our city has seen to date. Created in 2011 by Dewayne E Hernandez Liquid Consummation (or LC for short) is a vodka whose taste may be know different from any other vodkas but it's promotions, advertisements and promiscuous name will almost hypnotize the consumer into a good time. A catchy commercial hook and heavy mention on popular radio stations will make sure of that, with heavy rotations in the club scene to assure a "healthy" intoxication.  LC is made in an eleagant vodka refinery in the middle of death valley, Liquid Consummation is distilled from fermented wheat mash and is unaged. A fun fact about it is that it is made from the water from Vegas's own hoover dam and filtered through lava rocks from Hawaii, bringing a little tropical freshness to our desert atmosphere. The strangest thing consumers may want to know about LC's origins is that the creator is not even of legal drinking age! Pretty sketchy eh? But hey thats one of the great things about this country. But I digress, this product does not aim to change the face of Alcoholic Beverage Marketing (even tho it just may anyway) what we aim to do is to please the liquor loving pallet of our city! And we shall, oh yes, we shall.